http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers Presse Gamers Internet fr webmaster@www.interobs.com 2011-08-26 17:55:37 - Awesomely Shitty : Speed Grapher, the 2005 anime series from Studio Gonzo, features neither speed nor graphing The reason for the title remains a complete mystery I suppose it should be chalked up to LOL ANIME and the mediums penchant for giving things ridiculous names eg Marmalade Boy, Cream Lemon, Tantei Opera Milky Holmes  it also seems they like to http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/346385.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/346385.shtml www.interobs.com : 2011-08-12 22:53:51 - Awesomely Shitty - Back in April of 2010 I wrote a review of how badass the first season of True Blood was And it was good Really good With all the blood, tits, and foul language it was easily the television highlight of the year Since that time I watched season two and season three, although the latter was difficult due to the http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/337913.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/337913.shtml www.interobs.com : 2011-07-29 18:26:23 - Awesomely Shitty - I recently finished watching the Academy Award winning film, The Kings Speech For those of you who have lives and dont follow this kind of thing, this movie won awards for Best Actor, Best Director, Best Original Screenplay, and Best Picture Apart from that, it won a shit ton of awards from all the other award shows that http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/330170.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/330170.shtml www.interobs.com : 2011-07-27 16:22:34 - Awesomely Shitty - Well, I finally decided to join Twitter Dont ask me why, I have no clue Like all my endeavors, it most likely occurred in a drunken haze As I mentioned before, Twitter is Facebooks younger, mentally challenged cousin At least now I can post random shit nobody cares about with more frequency So, for the http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/328715.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/328715.shtml www.interobs.com : 2011-07-15 19:51:11 - Awesomely Shitty - Another year has come and gone, and people keep on telling me what an idiot I am for trashing their favorite shows in my 20 Shittiest Anime of the Decade post Lets face facts, people If you really think that Kanon was something more than a decroded piece of crap then you should just accept http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/322399.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/322399.shtml www.interobs.com : 2011-06-26 02:55:53 - Awesomely Shitty - Wedding season is currently underway, and I thought I should make a public service announcement I know that weddings are a weird topic for Awesomely Shitty, but I felt it was my duty impart my invaluable words of wisdom onto you Ive attended a lot of weddings, including my own, which makes me practically an http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/313067.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/313067.shtml www.interobs.com : 2011-06-12 01:57:18 - Awesomely Shitty - In honor of the second Rebuild of Evangelion movie being released on DVD and Blu Ray in the US, I thought I d post my thoughts of the dub I tried to catch the dub theatrically, as I did for 10, but the theater near me only played it in Japanese So, I had to wait until http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/305468.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/305468.shtml www.interobs.com : 2011-05-28 04:59:17 - Awesomely Shitty - Samurai 7 Samurai 7 is an anime reimagining of Akira Kurosawas classic film Seven Samurai The movie is incredible, a truly epic tale of samurai, the futility of war, life, death, and the end of the samurai era It should be seen by everyone, especially those who take an interest in film and or Japanese culture http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/294305.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/294305.shtml www.interobs.com : 2011-05-07 20:41:10 - Awesomely Shitty - The craze regarding Rebecca Blacks self published music video Friday is sort of old news at this point, but since I live in a perpetual time warp, I figured it would be OK to write about it When it was first published online, everyone was talking about it, and not in a good way People were jeering http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/281819.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/281819.shtml www.interobs.com : 2011-04-26 05:21:06 - Awesomely Shitty - I recently finished playing No More Heroes 2 Desperate Struggle I reviewed the original game and gave it an Awesome rating It was a super amazing game, and if it was legal I would have married it The goddamn religious right in this country continues to claim that marriage is only allowable between a man and a http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/274681.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/274681.shtml www.interobs.com : 2011-04-19 23:59:52 - Awesomely Shitty - Maintaining a blog for two and a half years has its perks One of the best parts is getting great spam messages in the comment inbox While most of them are links to porn sites or incoherent gibberish, there are some that are comedic gems I have listed some of my favorites, in no particular order http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/270143.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/270143.shtml www.interobs.com : 2011-04-19 23:59:52 - Awesomely Shitty - A letter to Saki Kasukabe Dear Giant Twat, The following is a list of grievances I hold against you 1 You cling to a relationship that is purely physical in nature, regardless of how wrong you are for the other person 2 You are vapid, selfish, elitist, and contribute nothing of value to the club http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/270142.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/270142.shtml www.interobs.com : 2011-03-13 10:53:04 - Awesomely Shitty - Akagi is a 2005 2006 anime series about Mahjong But its not really about Mahjong Its about kicking ass And its about doing it in a way that mindfucks the enemy Akagi is a really difficult series to talk about Its hard to quantify what it is exactly Its simplistic yet complex Its subdued yet exciting http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/261697.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/261697.shtml www.interobs.com : 2011-02-26 21:48:47 - Awesomely Shitty - At first glance I thought I would have loved Shigurui Reading a few synopses told me it had all the stuff I love hardcore violence, nudity, rape, hardcore violence, misogyny, and hardcore violence Even the title Shigurui Death Frenzy, made me super pumped to watch it Unfortunately, what I actually found myself watching was anything but http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/253822.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/253822.shtml www.interobs.com : 2011-02-15 08:03:23 - Awesomely Shitty - I recently had the dis pleasure of watching the critically jizzed upon film, The Social Network Essentially, its just The Facebook Movie, or perhaps more accurately, The Thefacebook Movie, although it should really be called, Filling Two Hours with Mark Zuckbergs Passive Aggressive Bullshit Seriously, what the fuck was this movie supposed to be about I guess its supposed to tell http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/246397.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/246397.shtml www.interobs.com : 2011-01-29 23:18:21 - Awesomely Shitty - Ive read a lot of good things about Pani Poni Dash Of course, I read a lot of good things about Planetes, and we all know how that turned out Anyway, I decided to give the show a shot Now, a famous movie star male model like myself doesnt have a lot of time to scour the internet for this http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/238439.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/238439.shtml www.interobs.com : 2011-01-23 21:29:16 - Awesomely Shitty - Readers of this website are amongst the most sophisticated on the internet One such intrepid reader is none other than male supermodel Chaz the Silencer When hes not busy wooing beautiful women in southern France, rescuing kittens from burning buildings, or building schools in Africa, he likes to dabble in graphic design His most recent http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/234554.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/234554.shtml www.interobs.com : 2011-01-02 02:18:51 - Awesomely Shitty - It seems like every year brings nothing but 365 days of non stop shit Awesome things are much harder to come by It would have been a piece of cake to write a top 10, top 20, or top 500 list of shitty things that happened in 2010 Choosing just a few was quite a challenge http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/223110.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/223110.shtml www.interobs.com : 2010-12-19 04:00:35 - Awesomely Shitty - Here is a list of reasons why you would think Heat Guy J sucks The title is Heat Guy J It aired in the US on MTV2 It has girly character designs It has people with wolf heads It has a lot of filler episodes Nobody has ever heard of it Despite these apparent shortcomings, Heat http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/217199.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/217199.shtml www.interobs.com : 2010-12-03 23:04:22 - Awesomely Shitty - For a long time I ve been carefully watching for the end of the world According to the Bible the world s most accurate and consistent book , the world will end in a fiery shit storm, ushered in by the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Well, that time is here, albeit not in a form that anyone http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/208492.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/208492.shtml www.interobs.com : 2010-11-21 09:20:32 - Awesomely Shitty - Usually, I dont like to do side by side comparisons of anything I try to judge every movie, TV show, book, album, game, or anime on its own merits, and not judge it against another subject in the same genre Just because two anime might fall into the same genre doesnt necessarily mean they should http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/200969.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/200969.shtml www.interobs.com : 2010-11-06 13:16:09 - Awesomely Shitty - For a long time I ve been carefully watching for the end of the world According to the Bible the world s most accurate and consistent book , the world will end in a fiery shit storm, ushered in by the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Well, that time is here, albeit not in a form that http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/191454.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/191454.shtml www.interobs.com : 2010-10-22 22:52:49 - Awesomely Shitty - All of Marvels upcoming movies are going to be trash A decade ago, movie adaptations of comic books were a joke With the exception of the 1989 Batman and 1978 Superman films, they were laughable at best, and huge steaming piles of shit at worst The problem was that nobody took it seriously, not even http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/181845.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/181845.shtml www.interobs.com : 2010-10-11 23:10:29 - Awesomely Shitty - For a long time I ve been carefully watching for the end of the world According to the Bible the world s most accurate and consistent book , the world will end in a fiery shit storm, ushered in by the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Well, that time is here, albeit not in a form http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/174224.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/174224.shtml www.interobs.com : 2010-09-28 05:00:47 - Awesomely Shitty - OK, seriously, why wont the goddamn doors in Metroid Prime 3 open I had the exact same problem in the first two Metroid Prime games This is one of the few flaws in an otherwise great series In previous Metroid games, entering exiting rooms was a piece of cake You shot the blue bubble door, it vanished, http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/165429.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/165429.shtml www.interobs.com : 2010-09-11 21:37:06 - Awesomely Shitty - For a long time Ive been carefully watching for the end of the world According to the Bible the worlds most accurate and consistent book , the world will end in a fiery shit storm, ushered in by the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Well, that time is here, albeit not in a form that anyone http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/156955.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/156955.shtml www.interobs.com : 2010-08-29 05:51:13 - Awesomely Shitty - I used to think that most people were like me, you know, rich, handsome, dashing multi millionaires with countless ladies swooning at their feet It wasnt until later that I realized most people were actually not like me at all While I prefer to be quiet and pay attention to a movie or TV show, most http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/147781.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/147781.shtml www.interobs.com : 2010-08-15 05:39:29 - Awesomely Shitty - Moribito Guardian of the Spirit is a troll series It trolled me so hard Animated by Production IG and directed by Kenji Kamiyama I figured this was going to be the next series that made me scream, ZOMG THIS SHOW IS FUCKING AWESOME And yeah, it started out that way Moribito starts with a bang http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/137120.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/137120.shtml www.interobs.com : 2010-08-02 23:14:29 - Awesomely Shitty - Ah, Studio Gonzo I see you are up to your old tricks again While you certainly did a nice job with Last Exile and Welcome to the NHK, you decided to return to form with Gantz And by return to form I mean, produce really shitty anime So, what is Gantz, you ask Thats kind http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/127914.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/127914.shtml www.interobs.com : 2010-07-17 19:48:55 - Awesomely Shitty - There are a lot of movies I hate For the most part, Hollywood cant resist shoving recycled garbage down the throats of the movie going public 52 weeks a year Since 2004 there has been a growing number of movies released every year The indie movie trend really exploded with the release of Napoleon Dynamite http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/116978.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/116978.shtml www.interobs.com : 2010-07-15 22:18:58 - Awesomely Shitty - Somehow Ive managed to keep this blog afloat for two years To those of you out there who read it, thanks for the support I plan on keeping it alive until either I get bored or shut down by The Man, because The Man liked Transformers 2 way too much to let me keep on http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/115432.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/115432.shtml www.interobs.com : 2010-07-06 02:01:38 - Awesomely Shitty - s Back Tell a friend Film connoisseur and perennial genius Sexman has graced us with another one of his brilliant reviews, this time of Iron Man 2 Ive got to say that for once in my life I disagree with him You totally do notice that Don Cheadle isnt Terrance Howard It was an annoying http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/107897.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/107897.shtml www.interobs.com : 2010-06-22 04:14:49 - Awesomely Shitty - If there is one thing Hollywood knows how to do, its rip off something popular When Gladiator was a surprise hit, we got a rush of sword and sandals epics including Troy shitty , Alexander shitty , and 300 shitty Next, when Lord of the Rings hit the jackpot, we got a shitload of epic fantasies like The http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/97476.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/97476.shtml www.interobs.com : 2010-05-27 10:36:40 - Awesomely Shitty - Once again I have three quick reviews for you Why Because I m still too lazy to write a single in depth review for any of these titles Really, it all stems from my inability to ah, fuck it, let s just get on with it Last Exile When I saw that this series came from Studio Gonzo http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/74159.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/74159.shtml www.interobs.com : 2010-05-15 23:45:12 - Awesomely Shitty - In honor of the first Rebuild of Evangelion movie being released on DVD in the US, I thought Id post my thoughts of the dub My dub review comes from a theatrical viewing of the dub a few months ago, and is not representative of the DVD But they should be identical anyway First of http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/64412.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/64412.shtml www.interobs.com : 2010-05-15 23:45:12 - Awesomely Shitty - Ive seen me lots of animu in the last decade I started watching this stuff in late 2001, and its ruined my life ever since That being said, I felt it was my obligation to impart upon you the fact that there are good anime out there Its not all moeblobs and slice of life http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/64411.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/64411.shtml www.interobs.com : 2010-05-15 23:45:12 - Awesomely Shitty - Ive seen me lots of animu in the last decade I started watching this stuff in late 2001, and it s ruined my life ever since That being said, I felt it was my obligation to impart upon you the fact that there are terrible anime out there Sometimes it seems like its all moeblobs and http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/64410.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/64410.shtml www.interobs.com : 2010-05-15 23:45:12 - Awesomely Shitty - There is a fairly common misconception that nerds are smart This has been propagated mostly by Hollywood in Revenge of the Nerds, Weird Science, and other countless generic films The truth is, however, that nerds are just as stupid as everyone else, especially when it comes to reviewing movies When James Camerons latest movie, http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/64409.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/64409.shtml www.interobs.com : 2010-05-15 23:45:12 - Awesomely Shitty - Assassins Creed boasts a lot of cool things It has amazing graphics, a fun concept, a unique setting, and a great parkour like method of moving about However, it also boasts a lot of bullshit While it manages to do a lot of stuff right, it also manages to do a lot of other stuff wrong 1 http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/64408.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/64408.shtml www.interobs.com : 2010-05-15 23:45:12 - Awesomely Shitty -   1 Gratuitous violence I havent seen any other anime, TV show, or movie that has as much violence as Elfen Lied Seriously, buckets of blood are spraying everywhere There are tons of decapitations, not to mention the severing of limbs, and the punching of holes through torsos When the Diclonius get pissed off, http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/64407.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/64407.shtml www.interobs.com : 2010-05-15 23:45:12 - Awesomely Shitty - I recently decided that I must be a masochist Not a masochist in the traditional sense, but a masochist in subjecting myself to mental anguish time and time again What I am referring to are the films of Mamoru Oshii It seems like I am constantly tricking myself into thinking, OK, now this Oshii movie is going http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/64406.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/64406.shtml www.interobs.com : 2010-05-15 23:45:12 - Awesomely Shitty - A long time ago, vampires used to kick ass Spanning centuries of folklore and leading to modern times, vampire stories have always picqued my interest Old classics like Dracula and Nosferatu as well as newer fare like Blade and Hellsing have given me countless hours of entertainment Sadly, though, the street rep of the vampire has http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/64405.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/64405.shtml www.interobs.com : 2010-05-15 23:45:12 - Awesomely Shitty - Ok, so apparently people love crap They must There is no other explanation for why stuff like live action Transformers, Kanon, Twilight, and every show on MTV are so popular This love of shit spreads to every media, including video games A while ago I wrote a completely even handed review of Okami for the Wii Despite my best http://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/64404.shtmlhttp://www.interobs.com/revue/Gamers/news/64404.shtml